"Good day" a man who walked by in an amazingly slow fashion said.

"Err.... why is today good?" I asked confused by his statement.

"It is goooood" he went on "due to the fact that it is all on perception, see, Tuesday could go into a coma and drool all over the Monday. And while this is horrid, I still will be highly amused by the Chaos!"

"Are you =Electromechanical?" I said back, thinking how similar the two sound.

"No u!" the man blurted back.

"wat." I said in Dutch.

"You are =Electromechanical!" the man yelled! "You own this plz account and are simply writing this in a journal for amusement!"

"Taken aback" I said outloud when meaning to type it after another quote "I ended the journal there."



Wife:

Son: